To the grocery store, AWAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!
Faster than a runaway shopping cart, more powerful than a train of runaway shopping carts, ever watchful of cars that would run over him because the drivers aren't so watchful. Is it a cashier? Is it a costumer service clerk? No, wait, it's Mr. PUBLIIIX!
Bagging your groceries at the speed of light. Can he handle eggs and bread carefully? Yes he can! Can he walk your cart full of groceries to your car and have a flowing and friendly conversation? Yes he can! Can he tell you where the restrooms are? Yes he can! Can he accept hugs from the little ones he knows in his community when they see him? No, he's not allowed! He is MR. PUBLIX!!
Goooo, baggers!
Bagging your groceries at the speed of light. Can he handle eggs and bread carefully? Yes he can! Can he walk your cart full of groceries to your car and have a flowing and friendly conversation? Yes he can! Can he tell you where the restrooms are? Yes he can! Can he accept hugs from the little ones he knows in his community when they see him? No, he's not allowed! He is MR. PUBLIX!!
Goooo, baggers!
Labels: Another day on the job, Things that don't seem normal... becuase they aren't
posted by Jonathan at
Saturday, September 29, 2007
2 Comments:
So it souns like Mr.Publix cando just about anything, I wonder who Mr.Publix really is? He seems very mysterious oh and tell him good luck with the runaway shopping carthope you catch it soon!
I happened to stumble across your blog, and couldn't help but to laugh at how you put the runaway shopping cart trains. They are a nightmare to catch, aren't they? My store has a new system that locks the wheel when people try to aid in their escape, and the remote comes in handy when your train is too heavy and decides to make a break for it.
Best Wishes
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